Explain this to me:
There’s this girl and she’s usually pretty bright. She’s got a respectable education. She owns her own home. She has hobbies and spectacular friends she doesn’t deserve. She has a cute dog that won’t hump your leg. She hasn’t worried about this guy in weeks. She reads (and often understands) classic literature. She is capable of giving complicated presentations and, oddly, she enjoys it. She has a nice family. She runs races up mountains. She’s even been known to carry on coherent and intelligent conversations. Imagine that.
So why, when this girl is talking to an adorable man that wants to participate in her charity event this summer does she turn into a complete and utter bumbling idiot?
Answer me that.
*This is the way he’ll start the story when he tells jokes about it later.
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