- On my regular Friday Starbucks stop this morning, I saw a guy wearing suspenders. Suspenders. He was young, good looking and well-dressed, except for the suspenders. Can anyone explain this?
- I keep having dreams about my new nephew. In my dreams, he’s a baby (of course) but he can talk. And he’s telling me interesting things and we’re carrying on conversations. Can anyone explain this?
- Tonight I have a real date with the person I lied about in my last post. See, I told you it was based on truth. I wonder if I’ll ever get the chance to tell him what I did?
- Before said date, I have to be at a fund-raiser I organized. I have received a total of three hundred RSVPs. We reserved room for 150. Yikes!
- A fifty year-old guy in my office just said “nice gauchos” to me. Yes, I am wearing them but I have no idea how he knows what they are.
- There is a show on television in which parents set up their son or daughter on a date even though the son or daughter already has a significant other. Then, they sit there and watch the “date” together with the significant other while making disgusting comments about the person they chose for their child to date. Is this honestly considered entertainment in this country? I’m ashamed of us.
- I’m not entirely sure but I think there is also a reality show based on Hulk Hogan’s life. He still has the same mustache and it looks to me like the entire family is bleach blonde. Wow.
- I don’t have anything else today. I want to eat lunch, I want to go home. Thrilling post, no?
TGIF.