Mom: Hi, hun. What are you doing?
Me: Going to the post office.
Mom: Oh, good. Kill two birds with one stone while you’re there, okay?
Me: What? Do you need stamps or something?
Mom: No, I just mean look at the photos of the criminals on the wall and make sure you haven’t given any of them your phone number lately.
Me: Thanks, Mom.
Mom: What? I’m just saying, you never know. You can’t be too careful.
Me: Right. Okay.
Only because she cares.
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