Okay, first Kevin Federline is a “rapper” and now, Pluto is not a planet?
Seriously, I may have had it.
I grew up remembering the planets by saying “My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas” with the first letter of each word corresponding with the first letter in each planet name. Now, I ask, what is my very educated mother going to serve us, hmmm? “Pluto is dead” says scientist Mike Brown. Thanks, Mike. You might as well tell me that my dog died. Next thing you know, you’re going to tell me not to be sad and that Pluto is off playing on a farm with all the other reject planets.
I think I need Pluto to be a planet. With everything going on in the world today, do we really need to loose something else so consistent? Science schmeience, I say!
Though, considering the new guidelines and the way I’m eating today, my butt might be the new planet.
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