Coworker 1: When I travel, I have to worry about what my husband wants to do. Sometimes it gets really irritating. And we always have to discuss how the money’s being spent.
Coworker 2: Well, I don’t have to worry about what my husband wants to do, but I have the kids and they take all the money anyway, so we don’t get to do much.
Me: …
Coworker 1: You, you don’t have to worry about either, do you?
Me: No, I don’t.
Coworker 2: You get to do everything you want without worrying about your husband, your kids or money. What is that like?
Me: It’s pretty great, I guess.
Coworker 1: You need to travel even more than you already do. Take advantage.
Me: I agree.
Coworker 1: Yeah, now, while you don’t have to worry about any of the three!
Coworker 2: Yeah, now, while you have the dream trip trifecta!