- Bought two new coats online. To look fabulous, of course, and to stuff in a coat closet that is already packed and has absolutely NO room for one more coat, much less the coats of any other person.
- Bought flip flops online. Hello? They’re on clearance. I know there are forty-five pairs in the closet. I know.
- Spent $45 on sending a package of my favorite chips and salsa to Canada because friends of mine are having a party and I cannot be there (don’t think I did not see how much a weekend flight to Edmonton was, either).
- Spent 35 minutes on the floor with my dog rocking her like a baby because I hadn’t seen her in ten hours.
- Went to the gym and sweat my little heart out on the elliptical and proceeded to take my sweaty, greasy self all over the city running errands with no regard for the noses of others.
- Went to the bookstore and made a list of all the new books I want even though there’s a shelf full of unread books right here in my little house.
- Googled “how to mail beer”, “how to pack beer in checked luggage”, and “how to send beer to someone across the country without the beer exploding” and then got really upset that there was absolutely NO help out there whatsoever!
- Ate Chinese food for lunch AND dinner in the same day. And am sort of still craving it 24 hours later.
- Bought a lottery ticket and then spent a good fifteen minutes looking at boats for sale online because YOU JUST NEVER KNOW.
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