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On Things You Cannot Make Up

April 5, 2007

“So what’s he like?”

“He’s nice. Really kind, a triathlete, owns his own architecture firm, does humanitarian work in third world countries.”

“Wow, does he have time to date?”

“I guess so. He has time to ask people out, at least.”

“Where did you meet?”

“The office of a non-profit I work with. He was dropping off donations before leaving for the airport.”

“Where was he going?”

“To visit his grandmother, and then climb Mt. Rainier.”

“Oh my God, if you tell me he likes puppies and kittens, too, I’m going to puke.”

“I’m watching his dog while he’s gone.”

“Quick, get me a bucket.”