Yeeehaw!
It is Friday morning and that means the brain is getting a break. With a week like this has been, though, the brain would be taking a break even if it were Tuesday afternoon.
I have been entirely too deep lately (both in blog posts and in other people’s crap) so therefore, I propose I ask many a question and then go take a nice long nap while everyone else answers.
Are you game? Can you handle it? I think you can!
And if you can’t, old pro-wrestlers will come to your door and pretend like they’re selling cookies but then when you open the door they will throw you over their shoulders and take you to the county fair. To mutton bust. Blindfolded. In mud. (Thanks to JACC for the idea to threaten with senseless, random, impossible scenarios. It’s good fun.)
Here are some questions I have for the Internet today:
1. What is this Thinking Blogger thing? What do you all think about it? (Yes, I have done my homework, I just want to know what all of you think.)
2. If someone were going to eliminate sugar from their diet, what are the most common things to be eliminated? (Other than white bread, pasta and other obviously white things- I’ve got that part down.)
3. If I were to tell you I was thinking of walk/running a marathon next weekend, what would you say? (I have run 10 miles at this point with no pain and barely any recovery aches/pains.)
4. Does anyone have a Garmin and is it really worth downloading your workouts onto your computer? I have had mine for nearly four months and have only used it for pacing, distance and heart rate monitoring. Do I really need to download and have graphs showing me how slow I am?
5. Does anyone have any new favorite recipes? Dinner, specifically. I am bored to the back teeth with stir fry. Seriously.
6. Does anyone have any secret money-saving tips that I don’t know about? Save for the obvious like “skip the Starbucks” (because, yeah, I know) and stop buying things online all the freakin’ time (it is not my fault JCrew has to have one of the best darn swim sales ever three weeks before I go on vacation, is it?).
Actually, the real reason for this question is for a class I’m giving (I know, me teaching people, crazy). I need ideas!
7. What are your favorite jeans? Or, gentlemen, your wife/girlfriend/sister/whatever’s favorite jeans? I need new ones and I don’t know where to go anymore. I know this can be different for everyone, but I still need help. Jeans shopping will always suck.
I’m going to stop at seven, I think. It’s my lucky number. Also, we might get into really, really deep questions like what is the meaning of life and how do you trim the nails of a dog that becomes possessed by unnatural forces at the sight of a nail trimmer even though she has never been hurt by a nail trimmer?
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*I might never get the chance to use this title so might as well do it now.