“If Jon Stewart were here, what would you say then?”
“Why do you always refer to celebrities by their first and last name?”
“Don’t change the subject.”
“No really. Just say Jon, I know who you mean.”
“You can’t just say Jon like you’re talking about your neighbor or something.”
“But what if he was your neighbor?”
“Well I wouldn’t just say Jon then, either.”
“Why?”
“Because I’d prefer to use the term Secret Boyfriend.”