“You should have heard it, it was hilarious!”
“So they were shouting the horse’s name?”
“Yes, over and over again!”
“And the horse was called ‘Hoof Hearted?’ ”
“Yes!”
“Wow.”
“Yeah, it was ridiculous. Hoof Hearted! Hoof Hearted! Hoof Hearted! Over and over. In their big hats and Mint Juleps in hand!”
“I can’t believe you were there for that.”
“I couldn’t believe that name.”
“Yeah, that’s what happens when rednecks get money.”
“Funny, I was just thinking that’s what would happen if anyone in our family got money.”
“Same thing.”
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Disclaimer- I believe many good things happen when rednecks get money. I think it’s a nice coincidence that most of them turn out to be entertaining.