“You look like you’re feeling sick.”
“That’s because I am.”
“Yikes, I hope you didn’t catch any exotic foreign disease.”
“Ugh, don’t even say that. I probably have the Ebonic Plague.”
“What?”
“You know, the Plague?”
“No. You either have Bubonic Plague or Ebola virus. You do not have Ebonic Plague.”
“Oh wow, I’m an idiot. See, it’s already affecting my brain.”
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