My Windshield on the World, Island Goat Edition

by LesleyG on April 10, 2008

This is long overdue, but for some reason I really, really felt the need to think about warm places today.  I can’t imagine why, but then again all our brains are frozen from this springtime snow storm.  And we are really, really grouchy, too.

You fix that, apparently, by thinking of stupid goats.

I told them to move.

 They didn’t listen.

 

So I was like no, seriously, guys– MOVE!

And they really didn’t listen.  I almost cried or had a heart attack or passed out, because look at those cute little itty bitty goat babies, kids, in the middle of the road.  Clueless to the world, and what could be careening around the corner on the treacherous island road at any minute.

Really now.  We’re not messing around here.

MOVE!!

I closed my eyes.  I just couldn’t handle the thought of kids being run over by kids.

 

But to their credit, that didn’t happen.  All goats were spared and, come to think of it, you don’t really hear too many stories of them being run down anyway.  So maybe I shouldn’t call them stupid.

Even if they stressed me out, which is really hard to do to me when I’m there, because I’m in slow motion just like everything else.  Except the buses.

 

Good thing the road to de-stress and recover from near-tragedy is never far.

 

{ 13 comments… read them below or add one }

Nicole April 10, 2008 at 5:20 pm

You had me worried for a minute! I’m glad the goats were okay. You know I find that moving South takes away winter. Chicago cold as all get out. Nashville 83 today according to my car.

anne April 10, 2008 at 6:31 pm

Tell me this is St. Johns

The Exception April 11, 2008 at 6:16 am

I remember similar situations in Ireland, but it was sheep rather than goats. As you suggest, I never heard of any “sheep” mishaps on the roads there, but I am sure that the Irish thought it was a “right crack” to see the Americans stopped in the road waiting for the sheep to move!

pneumoniaBoy April 11, 2008 at 8:41 am

We’ve got wild turkey that are used to the traffic around my neighborhood. You catch them standing in the road on occasion. If they’re feeling particularly moody, they’ll stare you down!

egan April 11, 2008 at 9:27 am

Was this during your trip? I love these pictures and your comments. Babies and babies.

barbara April 11, 2008 at 3:06 pm

You got that snowstorm too? Rubbish, wasn’t it?

Goats, though, can cure anything.

nicole April 11, 2008 at 6:58 pm

I encountered the same situation in Greece once. They just don’t … get it.

girlgoyle April 12, 2008 at 4:30 am

Goats are funny animals. Them getting hit by a schoolbus would’ve been an ugly sight. Everything stands out on yellow. They know better…trust me.

Danielle April 12, 2008 at 7:05 am

Oh, I can understand your concern…cute kids!!

Josh April 12, 2008 at 11:34 am

That last photo… nice.

JACC April 12, 2008 at 11:58 am

Island goats always amaze me. They are either the luckiest animals on the planet or the most intelligent.

justrun April 15, 2008 at 7:33 pm

Test.

Kim August 25, 2009 at 2:06 pm

Love all of your pictures…My favorite so far is the Fall ones..that is my favorite time of year!

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