Sounding like a moron for four straight years

Last month marked my fourth anniversary for this site, and I would have celebrated somehow but I was busy traveling between some of the most extreme conditions imagineable throughout the month of January.

For instance, Iowa:

In Iowa I helped on the farm. You know, with the hay and the animals:

It was so cold and snowy. Also? It was so cold.

And by “helped on the farm” I mean was driven around in a warm car and looked at pretty farm scenes with animals. And then we went to lunch.

Later in the month, I got to warm up a little, as I’m sure you might remember. There was no farm, and no animals.

Well, that’s not entirely true. There are some animals.

And they, if possible, moved slower than me.

So what I’m really saying is that January went really fast, and, well, February is, too and if I don’t hurry up and find something to do to celebrate that four years we’ll be at five years.

Which is where I must ask you, Internet, what should I do to celebrate? Write a revealing post?  Give something away? Redesign the blog a little? (This may just be already in progress.) Maybe go for a midnight run and take pictures? I don’t know, help me!

I’m being simple-minded here, I’m sure. I know. It’s just that I’ve had this cold and you would not believe the amount of…. nevermind,  it wasn’t okay to share more than that four years ago and it’s still not okay now. But my head is clouded, and I need help.

Now here’s a pretty beach:

Thank you, and The End.